It's not trashy enough!

Melrose Place 2.0 looks like it'll be bringing the trash (and not just Asshole Simpson - ba-dum)!
BIG SPOILER for series pilot:
Very Sunset Blvd. Very ******* fabulous if they pull it off!
But yeah CJ, Liam's final scene was rather tasty!

The whole show should be like that! Who needs clothes!?!
My money is on, oh god whatshisface - (you know, the guy who isn't coming back) as the body in the road! I hope this eats up Annie and she becomes a crackwhore meth addict giving handjobs for cash in the Peach Pit.
I hope the person following her is her REAL half-brother (they didn't resolve that did they, I missed a lot of episodes mid-season) and that he takes pity on her (because he's stoned, there's no other reason as sober people want to hit her) and they get into a co-dependant drug fueled sex-obssessed relationship that leads to her getting preggers with a crack-baby. AND THEN they find out they're related!
I should totally write for this show.