If they made a Dukes of Hazzard movie, who would you cast?

[aprout]

With all the TV remakes that keep popping up on the big screen, I figure it's only a matter of time before someone decides to make a big budget Dukes of Hazzard movie.

But who would you cast in the main roles?

my choices:

Bo - Luke Wilson
Luke - Ben Affleck
Daisy - Natasha Henstridge (w/dark hair)
Uncle Jesse - Gene Hackman (check him out in The Chamber!)
Boss Hog - Danny Devito, natch
Roscoe P Coltrane - Burt Reynolds
Cooter the mechanic - Billy Bob Thornton


ps. Yes, it's a very slow day at work

[Guest 15431]

Surely Heather Graham for Daisy Duke, otherwise I'd have to agree with your casting, Aprout.

[aprout]

Lovely though Heather is, I think she's too short for the role

Natasha's the only actress I could think of with legs that would stand up (no pun intended) with comparison to Catherine Bach's


Plus, to quote the most inane bit of expository dialogue ever, from Species II:

'How the hell did she (Henstridge's character) learn to drive?'

'Her favourite show is The Dukes of Hazzard!'

[Guest 4630]

There's going to a Starksy & Hutch Movie with Ben Stiller & Owen Wilson

Can't Wait

Or if Luke Wilson's away, then Matthew McConaughey surely?

[GinSoakedBoy]

I'd have Will Smith and Martin Lawrence as Bo and Luke, and call the movie either "Dukes in tha Hood" or "The Homies of Hazard"