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Old 02-03-2009, 00:32   #1
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Let's collectively write a novel!

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Let's all collectively right a novel a paragraph at a time....not for profit, just for fun!

http://www.rantman.co.uk/the-lets-al...-novel-thread/
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Old 02-03-2009, 00:39   #2
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It was a balmy night. I could see the sweat glisten on her skin as she lowered herself onto my throbbing membe..
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Old 02-03-2009, 00:49   #3
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lol should we help out the reference site by posting there too d'ya think?
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Old 02-03-2009, 01:12   #4
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:12   #5
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Or so they thought...
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But then, what was that noise?
He was sure there was no one in the house, and yet, wait, there it was again.

He considered his options, should he ignore it? No. He must seek it out.

Picking up the torch he slowly went out into the hall way, oh, there it was again, like a small child crying, but it appeared to be coming from the attic.

How could that be? Perhaps it was a trapped animal the thought, feeling like his mind was racing and giving him wild thoughts.

He reached up and clicked open the hatch to the attic space to be faced with a empty blackness above his head.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:25   #7
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He pulled down the ladder and climbed up. Using the torch at the attic entrance he shines it about. Nothing is out of place. He pulls himself up to have a proper look. He finds a big dusty book that he does not recognise with a title that doesn't look English; 'A Cien Ibg Yrtid Opnro'. The book has a lock but it is not sealed. As soon as he opens it an almighty force starts to suck him inside the book, he resists for a few seconds before disappearing into a worm hole vortex type thing.

Blackness, silence. Then SPLASH! He lands in water. He swims desperately for the surface. He makes it, he is in a swimming pool. He lifts himself out, looks around and is surrounded by beautiful naked women. They rush to his aid.

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Old 02-03-2009, 05:08   #8
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Suddenly the earth shakes and he hears a voice calling to him, and is suddenly confronted by a blinding light and the silhouette of a man leaning over him.

He is seized by a rush of relief as he realises it is Marko.

"Thank god you woke me...I was having a terrible nightmare that I had dozens of naked women pawing at my wet nude body" He looks into Marko's eyes longingly as Marko slowly lowers his passionate lips towards his own, yearning for the comfort of his Phillipino lovers kiss.

"God Marko fist me in the way I love" he urged as he rolled onto his stomach, "take away the feel of those womens vile bodies".
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And then they all died.

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... or was it? Was it really? Marko was just getting started, cupping his hands & breathing onto them. Room temperature was always best.
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Anyone who can't spell write has no business being involved in any kind of novel writing.
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Au contraire: it is, instinctively, novel writing.
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But where was that smell coming from? Like a mix of rotten flesh and vomit that made his stomach churn.
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One name flashed through his mind.

Johnny Vodka!













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Marko slipped his hand in, but it was too late. His self-loathing and depression of late had meant his personal grooming wasn't what it use to be. His unkempt finger nails snagged on his lovers rectum, causing the nastiest anal fissure he had ever seen....
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As the yelp of a man in pain echoed around the room in walked Michelle Mcmanus wearing a strap on.....................
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"You raise me uuuuup so I can climb on mountains" bellowed McManus causing a nearby light bulb to shatter into a thousand pieces. Moving swiftly like a ninja cat, Marko extracted his slimy hand with an audible 'pop' from his lovers brown fissure and then slapped the fat singer's face twice, leaving distinct fecal hand prints on both plump cheeks.
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McManus whipped off the strap on and wielding it like a samurai sword plunged it down into marko's chest. Next thing she knew 88 masked warriors poured into the room and took up fighting stances.
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As a thousand vietnamese children in rags flooded the room...............
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